Shopping Cart Tutorial

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September 23, 2006 at 11:23 pmCategory:網站設計

Good tutorial to teach you building Shopping Cart by PHP and MySQL.

http://www.phpwebcommerce.com/

性教育

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September 3, 2006 at 12:27 pmCategory:笑話大全

做人爸爸,有時也要懂得巧妙地回答兒女的問題。

有一天,兒子問爸爸:「為什麼做愛時會舒服呢?」
爸爸說:「就像你挖鼻孔一樣,當然舒服啊。」
兒子又問:「那為什麼男生沒女生舒服呢?」
爸爸說:「因為你挖鼻孔時,舒服的是鼻孔不是手指啊。」
他又問:「那為什麼女生被強暴時很難過呢?」
爸爸說:「如果有一天你走在路上, 有人過來挖你的鼻孔,你會舒服嗎?」
他再問:「那為什麼月經來時,就不會做愛?」
爸爸說:「如果你流鼻血了,你還會挖鼻孔嗎?」
最後問:「那為什麼男生不喜歡戴保險套呢?」
爸爸說:「你會戴手套挖鼻孔嗎?」
爸爸好聰明啊!

Better Wording To You

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September 1, 2006 at 9:40 pmCategory:笑話大全

Some better wording to you and your WIFE!

1. "My wife’s an angel!" Second Guy "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive."

2. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

3. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

4. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Special Thx: Taky