天堂笑話 (2)

天堂笑話之二…

一個老頭過世,上了天堂。聖彼德說他必須通過拼字考試才能入天堂.聖彼德叫他拼出 "LOVE" 一字,他拼了 LOVE,然後被迎進大門。

過一了日,聖彼德讓他代為考官,因為聖彼德當時另有差事,第一位到大門考試的人令老人吃了一驚,那人竟是他相處50年的老婆。

" 歡迎到天堂,親愛的,高興再見到妳。當你通過拼字考試時,我兩可以相處到永久。妳準備好了嗎? 我要妳拼 "菊花" 一字 (chrysanthemum)。"

待續…

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  1. Jacob says:

    Smile…

    The computer revolution is over. The computers won.

  2. Andrew says:

    Good news…

    If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed…
    …Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

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